paused
loading the register
— / 150

The fish keeps
the money.

This is normal. The fish has always kept the money.

Every trade of the coin pays 2.70% of volume
to the 150 fish, in USDG.

Paid to holders
$0.00
Fish earning
0 / 150
Dev can withdraw
$0.00
FEE RATE 2.70% · PORTRAITS 150 · OFFICES 79 · ALL RARE 150 · WITHDRAWN BY DEVELOPER $0.00 · PAID TO HOLDERS $0.00 ·
01 — the gate

If you are 20–30 and your portfolio isn't holding:

  1. Six pack abs
  2. A morning routine
  3. Cash generating ATM machines
  4. Multiple ranches in Kentucky
  5. Rare fish

Then it's time to find a new portfolio.

  1. Smile
02 — the arrangement

Every trade feeds them.

There are one hundred and fifty fish. Each one was painted by hand.

Every trade of the paired coin withholds 2.70% of volume, in USDG, a dollar stablecoin.

That money splits across all one hundred and fifty fish by order. The rarer orders take more. No fish takes nothing.

There is no function in the contract that lets the developer withdraw holder money. This was not an oversight and it cannot be added later.

Trade
100.00
USDG of volume
Fee
2.70
withheld
Split
150
ways, by order
Paid
to the holder
03 — the ledger
$0.00
PAID TO HOLDERS, ALL TIME · NOTHING COLLECTED YET
Held for holders
$0.00
Collected all time
$0.00
In the register
0 / 150
Holders
Fee rate
2.70%

not deployed yet — every number goes live the moment it is

The register

every fish · its office · its order · what it is owed

No.OfficeOrderHolderOwedShare
04 — the hall
150 PORTRAITS · 71 OFFICES · ALL OF THEM RARE 
05 — the orders

There are One Hundred and Fifty.

Every one of them is rare. There is no common fish. There is no uncommon fish. We were offered several and we declined.

Each fish takes the same share of every trade — 0.6667% of the fee, one hundred and fifty ways, forever. No fish outranks another. An uncle does not rank his nephews.

06 — the routine

The routine

3:00 – 4:00Awaken gracefully
4:00 – 6:00Write down daily goals
6:00 – 6:30Cold shower
6:30 – 7:00Read a book about discipline
7:00 – 9:00Quick 15 mile run
9:00-10:30Answer emails from investors
10:30 – 11:00Review the ranches
11:00 – 13:00Study 5 profitable skills
13:00 – 14:00Lunch standing up
14:00 – 15:00Network aggressively
15:00 – 16:00Elon Musk
16:00 – 17:00Compound something
17:00 – 19:00Mine UNCLES in the Congo
19:00 – 20:00Rare fish trend analysis
20:00 – 21:00Journal about winning
21:00 – 3:00Sleep is a skill
07 — notice

An uncle is not a relative.

An uncle is a POSITION. You do not have an uncle. You hold multiple uncles, and you hold them at a cost basis. The fish is an uncle you can price.

Uncles are mined, not appointed. Uncles are counted, not consulted. Your only responsibility is to feed it.

What we left out

There is no staking. There is no roadmap. There are no utility tiers, no levelling, no breeding, and no second collection. The composition is locked on purpose — all one hundred and fifty are chest-up, front-facing. What varies is the office, and the office is the whole point.

What is still done by hand

The payout is triggered by a program we run. It cannot take the money — it can only move it to holders, and anyone else may trigger it instead. Fees become claimable only after Pons sweeps them, and Pons controls that timing. Pons can also redirect the fee recipient on three days' public notice.

USDG is issued by Paxos, not by Robinhood. Paxos can freeze or destroy a balance. We are not going to call this trustless, because it is not.

Provenance

The joke is Invest In Rare Fish / Multiple Uncles. It began as Instagram image macros posted by @entrapranure on 27 April 2021, and spread widely in April 2022. Asian arowana genuinely sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars and are genuinely treated as investments, which is why the joke works at all. This project is an unaffiliated homage.

08 — verify

Always verify the contract address before trading. Names and symbols can be copied.

Collectionnot yet deployed
USDG0x5fc5360D0400a0Fd4f2af552ADD042D716F1d168
Pons escrow0xd3AFEB2a57f70eF218Aa82451c51B2fb0416Ac9e
ChainRobinhood Chain · 4663